UGH, boo, ick, snooze... [insert dismayed expression here]. This year's Oscars are barely worth mentioning, with nary a gorgeous gown in sight.
Let's recap...
Anne Hathaway borrowed Madonna's crazy cone corset and wore it under a dress best suited for a Bat Mitzvah princess...
How could someone who's usually red carpet ready go so astray. But, oh hey...she won!
Adele rocked some serious hair...
and Jennifer Lawrence tripped while heading to the stage. At least she was cushioned by her giant Dior couture gown... If only we could all fall so gracefully.
Seriously though where are all the Oscar worthy gowns? Surely there was room for a colorful stunner like the gowns that just walked the runway at Oscar de la Renta.
Better luck next year.




























